A girl oughta have a sense of humor

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Ultimate proof that cats are smart !!! more smart cats«

Cat intelligence is actually a pretty interesting topic in that the majority of studies on the subject basically have to end in the conclusion "we just don’t know" because cats are among the most uncooperative research subjects of all time. We know a great deal of cat sight, having used cats as the archetype for a vision-focused vertebrate/mammal, but we still know very little about what really goes on inside the cat mind.

now you have to ask yourself - how many cats do we hire as janitors that are brilliant mathematicians? 

how will we ever know?

I can’t remember the source of this study for the life of me, but I remember reading an anecdote about a group of scientists who were attempting to study cat intelligence.  The cats had to press a lever to get food.  The cats just sat in their cages and stared at the researchers.  This went on for days.  Finally, the researchers left the cats unattended with the lever, and just recorded their behavior with a camera.  As soon as the scientists left the room, the cats started pressing the lever like crazy.

Cats are assholes.

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The Body (Stephen King)

Everything you love is here

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Love isn’t soft, like those poets say. Love has teeth which bite and the wounds never close.

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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John Patrick, The Curious Savage (via feellng)

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People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear.

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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